30 Hilarious Memes & Posts For All Of You Bored Dummies

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    All of America can hear you trying to awILL ENT open this at midnight TRENDING @Trendingjoey I can hear this picture
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    Text - wholesome @Handfull_ Imet somebody last year that I really love and I messed it up cause he posted his sister and thought it was his gf and I sent the picture to him like "you like ugly b tches huh" 9:57 PM 2/18/19 Twitter for iPhone 12.5K Retweets 76.2K Likes
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    Text - Griffith @StainGod_ that's what you get for inventing calculus pwussyboi SERIOUSLY STRANGE @SeriousStrange Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
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    Textile - Me too bag, me too. HEAVY AND AWKWARD
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    Text - kate king @myhoneypeaches if you aren't someone the church would've killed 400 years ago are you even living?
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    Text - Thunder Bread @JoeyDG54 Phone: 1% Gas: E Bank account: $0.12 Mental stability: low Feet pics: for sale
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    Text - Wife: Will you put the baby in his crib? Me: Sure Me: *In background* KOBE *sounds of broken glass*
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    Text - Disappointment 6'5" 4" sadellite: passinnotesinsecrecy: this is my favourite poem ever MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE
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    Text - Nobody: Mother when you go over .31 mph
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    Text - Carl @CarlTheGrandpa all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* not gain weight
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    Text - Let's get this paycheck
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    Text - TOM @tomwalkerisgood there are no buff wizards in Harry Potter, no gym in Hogwarts, no-one does a push-up at any point. I could crack Ron Weasley's spine like a glowstick
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    Product - Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years? Me: l'd say my biggest weakness is listening. BEvilMemeGuy
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    Text - meh @bonehugsnirony My emotions TM 7am: Today I'll be more positive 10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself Lunch: ok I think I overreacted 5pm: another stupid day is over 8pm: if I get enough sleep I'll be fine 12am: [crying] Ihope aliens destroy earth
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    Cat - sunshine @2fro6ixx Me staring into a smoker's eyes and coughing when they start smoking next to me in public PETTY MAYONNAISE > @ldasCreatures
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    Hair - When you can tell someone thinks you're hot And then you watch them lose interest when they realize you're a f cking weirdo
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    Face - breezy @bree_landry I'll admit my biggest flaw is that I think I'm sober until im blacked
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    Text - Cat Damon Retweeted Michael Toilet Oo @bloodhail I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm 1:30pm 09/12/2016, 11:22
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    Text - Me, 4 hours after I should have gone to sleep: Time to solve the JonBenét Ramsey case
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    Text - Interviewer: tell me about a time you went above and beyond for a friend
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    Product - Her: I have a daddy kink Me:[Thinking of something to "Don't touch my impress herf cking thermostat"
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    Text - darcie wilder ok@333333333433333 greeting card idea: sorry i was too depressed to hang out this month but i'm doing ok now thanks. plz do not talk to me about this in person
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    People - When you already took 45 pictures of your friend & they still ain't satisfied and want you to take more
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    Text - Tweet aj @audrieeejac LL the other day my grandma told me, "when you and him are fighting, you both need to remember that it's you two vs. the problem, not you Vs. him." and that hit me hard
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    Text - Pete'sABoy @PetesABoy We're 1 year away from the roaring 20's and if you think l'm not gonna party like Gatsby from 2020-2029 then you're absolutely wrong old sport
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    Text - "Who's dumb enough to know they're being ignored, but still double and triple text someone?" Me:
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    Text - Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so l know you're not dumb
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    Text - devipotato i'm watching a sports devipotato the sports did good devipotato oldroots Did the ball go f ck dude it sure did Source: devipotato
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    Face - *does skincare, gets out of my me: bed, goes outside, tries to eat better and exercises* my brain: Stop trying to make serotonin happen
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    Clothing - Aye'll shaw u lads a thing or two a-boot sayfteh

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